WAS THAT A TAN LINE!!

Let's play pretend, let's say you are lounging on the couch, the fatness hanging everywhere..... Let's keep going with the make believin' to say that you are ohhhhhh 31 weeks pregnant, things just aren't sitting right... kinda like feeling your most bloated on any given PMS day.. just not feeling "pretty"... that is a good way to put it. (Excuse me while I shove another spoonful of cheddar noodle hamburger helper down my throat, I am on my lunch break as I am typing this :)) We all know what it is like to look in the mirror and feel like we have accomplished something in our getting ready efforts, or to feel like we have completely wasted our time and we should hop back in bed immediately and wake up tomorrow when we might not horrify the public with how ugly we feel :). OK maybe that is me and I just needed to vent, thank you for still listening :). Anyways, so you get what I am saying and where I was in the make believe couch position... On to the point of this lol..

Brad and I are lovin' Wed./Thursday night TV! On Wed. we watched Modern Family (we are giving this one another shot this week as they mainly focused on getting the characters introduced which was well.... boring) and then Cougar Town... OK NOW THIS SHOW WAS HILARIOUS! You really forget just how funny Courtney Cox was in friends until you watch her in this.... She had me literally wanting to hide under a pillow with some of the things she says, so witty, but embarrasing! This show takes me to the point of this blog...

There was a part in which Courtney is wearing a lot less then a moo-moo... and a little more then a micro-kini. So my fatness was watching this of course in the back of my mind thinking man when Brady gets here I am so going back to the gym and how this fat suit is comin' off LET'S GO, PUMPIN' MYSELF UP, when someone interrupted my thoughts. "WAS THAT A TAN LINE?" I looked over at my husband and knowing that he had just had word vomit come out of his mouth asked "WHAT DEAR?" He then felt the need to put more detail into the question, and this was my fault for asking what, when I knew EXACTLY what he said. Instead of reading the SHE DEVIL IS WAITING TO JUMP YOU look on my face, he repeated himself and added details as to just where this tan line was that he was so inquisitive about. "YOU KNOW RIGHT THERE AT HER BOTTOMS LOOKED LIKE A TAN LINE".... It gets better... so I say, well I don't know Boo I was watching HER FACE SINCE SHE WAS TALKING!! So still not seeing the "I probably should take my wonder to my grave and drop this", he REWINDS it so "I can see" what he is talking about. Although something of that importance, I think was more for his viewing pleasure as I don't know many husbands that would be so naive to do that with a wife looking at him like ummmmmmmm ARE YOU AN ALIEN? Anyways, so he proceeds to rewind it and it is a creme colored lace and he is like ohhhhhhhh I thought that was tan lines. I think at that point he got the point FINALLY and sat back and let the show go on...

WHO DOES THAT when you have chunk-o uncomfortable as can be wondering when the fat suit will come off sitting there. My husband, whom I consider to be very respectful, sure is passive when he doesn't need to be sometimes :).

I thought I would share that story as the second showing comes on tonight and I am oh so thrilled to see what word vomit I have to look forward to :).