Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Depends don't leak do they??

Well generally from 7:30-4:30 if you are looking for me I will either be in my humble cubicle, or my humble porcelain recliner (yeah right). In the near future you will just find me on the good ol porcelain recliner because I swear I am fixing to take my laptop in with me and work from the potty room. I can't drink enough water which much to my dismay means, I CAN'T PEE ENOUGH. It seems to me as though Brady is quite comfortable with whatever action he is doing that seriously has me almost to the point of pain when you just can't hold it anymore and running to the potty.. Surprisingly too, it is never just a little bit... so weird... But it makes sense of the always thirsty. It just stinks because it's not like I have an option, or should I say I always have the option but it's just not feasible right now, of not drinking anything. Yeah right...The tailgating festivities for us are going to begin this weekend with UT vs. Tech and I wonder if I will possibly be the dumbest one out there. On my last trip to "the place of release" I was sitting there and started thinking... EXACTLY HOW DO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE GOING TO PULL OFF TAILGATING IN THE HEAT...DRINKING SO MUCH WATER... AND HAVING ACCESS TO VERY MINIMAL RR'S!! I will really have to "plan" my hang out areas to ensure there is a "place of relief" at the drop of a dime. Lord knows it isn't an option to be like nah I don't feel like going right now I will hold it... Ever seen an adult pee their pants? ;) Please don't laugh when I sit my butt in some depends.

As I am sitting here feeling Brady's movements in circles as if he was a hamster in a play wheel... I wonder just what else I am going to experience in the next 9.5 weeks. In this pregnancy I have had it pretty good I must say, after the 2nd week of the second trimester, I was good to go nausea wise. I think the relief of the nausea caused cellulite because I just shake my head and wonder if I will ever be able to find the little leprechaun throwing stones at my legs when I am not looking :O). I do have to say that me claiming this super fitness persona was going to be me WHILE I was pregnant... That is ridiculous of me to have even fathomed that I would be there... All my girls that do it throughout the pregnancy, DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY HEEEEEROOOOOOOOO! Maybe next time I will (hee hee hee)..

I am not sure if all can relate to myself when I say that by the end of the day my posture might as well be that of a "U". I have always been like that, horrible I know.. Well I have to say that my child is helping to remind me of that horrible act by kicking me.. I think the weight of my boobs (yes they sit on the top of my belly if I am crouched over HUSH IT! :)) bugs him or something lol.. It's hilarious.... But hey it makes me sit up! Such a good team already! He is very active and I just love feeling him at this point in the pregnancy... If he does stay positioned as he is now I could be in for it because little karate kid is VERY active with these legs, and he will have those suckers right near my ribs (prego's worst nightmare) so I will just keep hopin' and prayin' that he doesn't make the last month or so miserable.

Moods... I am soooooooo over the moods. Infact if you have been around me alot... Brad... Mom.... Dad... sorry, and I love you is about all I can say for the evil "Melanie" that can have some kind of attitude! I can't wait until these hormones are settled and I can try to be my normal self lol.. it is just really for the birds. Sad thing is you know when you are feeling a mood... The other day I was behind one of the MANY Austinites (I am going to have to call us Austinites out for this by the way) that MUST RUSH to the left lane on a three lane road because lord knows what traffic is up ahead! (this is with noone in the right or middle lane that is going to cause them any troubles) It was one of those annoying you are trying to get over to get around them and they keep getting over in front of you (Oh my gosh I don't know why that makes me literally insane)?? Yeah well I was just about to give them a little bumper lovin' and I looked down and was going about 5 miles over and wasn't in a rush to go anywhere.. I literally had to talk to myself and be like, WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU? Do you really need to be going 10 miles over the speed limit, CALM THE HELL DOWN! And I was better after that self scolding... Brad has gotten out of many a butt gnawin's by me having an "inner self" intervention. Sometimes though, sorry.. I am too tired to fight off Melanie and I let her go. I swear before this is over with I will have a me, myself, and irene moment and pull a Jim Carey fighting myself all over a room lol!

Honestly, I really don't have anything important to say, this just seemed like a much better idea then doing anything else!

Oh I signed Brad and I up for baby classes.. They do them as a whole there with your breathing, what happens during pregnancy, and the care of the infant after they are here- all compiled into one. I am not at all interested in the lamaze classes as I have been there, done that, even taken the class with one of my friends little sisters and I will breathe however the heck it comes out is all I have to say! But I am interested in the after he is here class.... I am so scared that he is going to be ill and I am not going to know or what not... scary. I know that your instincts kick in but it will just make me feel better :)... hearing something that I will most likely forget! :) We couldn't get in until 11/14 so let's hope we don't deliver early and be wingin' it :).

Hope everyone's week goes well! Peace!

1 comment:

  1. Bahahaha... you are too funny Mel! I love the Brady updates and can't wait until October 3rd when I can FINALLY see you in all your pregnant glory! :)

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