Well I know that this blog has been long expected and well... TA DA HERE WE ARE! This is post number one and no I am not going to only blog every 11 weeks :), it just took me that long to get myself together and do this. Well the first 11 weeks have not been a god awful adjustment, but an adjustment none the less. I have not been at battle with extreme sickness, but have had a plentiful battle with just plain down and dirty nausea that has no sympathy on what you are learning about your body. I am going to go ahead and let loose on this thing, so if any boys are reading, sorry charlies :). The "breasts" (keepin' it clean :) ) are OUT OF CONTROL and so painful! I think about 25% of them actually fit in the "training bras" (they now look like) that I used to wear! That has been 2nd on the list of miserable pregnant thingee's :). Although I do like the idea that I can blame the around 7 lbs. that I have gained on the breasts, and not the junk pile of food that my body prefers over ANYTHING. Besides that and the psycho chick that comes out every once in a while, I am learning to adjust, and I think Brad has been thrown into not having a choice and adjusting as well lol... Poor thing, we both look at each other sometimes like did you just have an exorcism! Is the devil gone now??? I had to explain to him that I don't like the raging river of emotions either and yes I know I need to just shut up, but IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE! :) So by god just don't talk or tick me off for the next 7 months :). My poor sweet husband :).... Couldn't think of anyone better for this with his love and patience that I will forever be grateful for! He also is having great patience with me playing hide and seek when changing and not seeing anything above the knee for a while. Let's just say I AM NOT having an easy time adjusting to this new fat suit that God has so intended for me to wear for the next, how many days??? 201 to be exact... and yes I have a countdown on my phone :).
Oh and before I go on let me explain the "Bobble Head"... If you haven't noticed, Brad and I have rather not normal, LARGE HEADS.... We like to keep them covered by our lovely locks, but if we were to shave our heads you would see... ASK OUR MOMS... THEY KNOW LOL. I have come to the terms that I will be giving birth to a child of which a small head is not an option.... So to make this easier and less traumatic we have made a joke of our child looking like one of those little bobble heads that you might see a figurine of where their heads bounce around. We also like to compare to Stewie on Family Guy :). Anyways, just thought I would fill y'all in on what in the heck we were talking about before I continue :). Well I am going to ta-ta for now, and will post pics and all that stuff soon as well. XOXO
Oh and before I go on let me explain the "Bobble Head"... If you haven't noticed, Brad and I have rather not normal, LARGE HEADS.... We like to keep them covered by our lovely locks, but if we were to shave our heads you would see... ASK OUR MOMS... THEY KNOW LOL. I have come to the terms that I will be giving birth to a child of which a small head is not an option.... So to make this easier and less traumatic we have made a joke of our child looking like one of those little bobble heads that you might see a figurine of where their heads bounce around. We also like to compare to Stewie on Family Guy :). Anyways, just thought I would fill y'all in on what in the heck we were talking about before I continue :). Well I am going to ta-ta for now, and will post pics and all that stuff soon as well. XOXO
I just love reading this. It cracks me up everytime you tell your stories!!! I cant wait to see the baby bump pictures and to read more about your experiences! I love you unconditionally!!!!
ReplyDeleteJenn Melle
U are too funny! I cant stop laughing. Your blog is WAY better than mine ;) I am ready to see the bump - hurry and put the pics up! Miss you like crazy! I am happy you finally did the blog, SO sad that I am way out here and missing all of this. Love u girl!!!!
ReplyDeleteNice uterus!
ReplyDeleteLove ya!